I want a ukulele.  Does anyone have a  good quality one that they just you know, want to give me?  So I can pluck strings and be melancholy?  Today, I will watch No Reservations all day!

 mickey munday is in rap videos.  hilarious.

I know I am going to be so disappointed by this Jesse James movie.

So I've finally gotten around to printing using the laserjet.  Hot damn, it's really fast.  The ink is not as bright as with my inkjet, which is not what I expected, but okay.  Also the paper curls with the heat, so I've set the copy between a heavy book with two more stacked on it.  I wonder, since both my printers are hooked up I could probably print multiple copies at the same time.

Also, John McClane seemed kinda old and tired of shit.  And no one should be making out on Bumblebee, that's disrespectful.  I don't think transformers appreciate that kind of thing, okay?

I thought I would have the bulk of my copies of the project still.  I underestimated how many people would have liked to have one.  Going to be printing up and assembling copies over the next week or so.  If you want one please let me know even if I can't give/mail it to you immediately.  I really want to try out the new printer (laserjet!).

Write me a letter.  Start a collaboration with me.  Let's talk and pretend.

The Kitchen and Ugly Duckling Presse invite you to a celebration of two new issues of 6x6 magazine, #12 and #13.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 at 7pm.

Readings:
Sawako Nakayasu
Cynthia Nelson
Matthew Rohrer
Evan Willner
Lynn Xu
& special guest

Music:
Coraline
Chris Cogburn & Liz Tonne
Legends
Rio en Medio

THE KITCHEN, 512 West 19th St., NYC
212.555.5793  www.thekitchen.org
www.uglyducklingpresse.org

THIS IS A FREE EVENT
No reservations
Seating is first come, first served.

Medusa
Gorgon and former human beauty,
beheaded by Perseus, circa 2000 B.C.

dreaming, surely I dream how: I can still shake my hair down long 
                 and billowing like waves upon the sea, how tender I am
                 how fair I can see in the reflection of water and shield and
                 a man's eyes, and this softer hair makes no difference I still
                 turn a man to stone who looks at me, the part of him that 
                 snakes inside me, a clefting of stone, and my body weeps the 
                 sea, pours forth the thickest sea for my man-god Poseidon
                 who smells of brine and the great swimming creatures who
                 attend to him scaled and heavy wet limbs about me and that
                 bitch Athena thinks her temple defiled but it was he who
                 came to me and leaned his trident upon her marbled face and
                 dripped upon her floor, she tries to hurt me but I love my
                 living hair these serpents whisper when men come close
                 each strand with a split tongue hissing my desire for them
                 I shake my dear children my tresses down and they curl
                 back up their black eyes flashing and the man cries out at my
                 beauty and then his tongue and face and chest and arms and
                 thighs and his toad-headed serpent all turn hard forever the
                 clearing before my cave is thronged with them my admirers,
                 but my children are my true loves rooted in my brain and
                 gathered sleeping against my face muttering sibilant dreams
                 of love

from Robert Olen Butler's Severance

Date:	2006-12-14 12:38
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	mischievous
Music:	down under - men at work

Now it's 80's music time, and getting a drink before the reading this afternoon.

I will roar like a dinosaur always.

Date:	2006-12-12 06:31
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	exhausted

I love bodum tea cups.

Meant to do this last night, but passed out on the couch until 1am.

NY Art Book Fair Nov 17-19
548 W. 22nd (between 10th and 11th Ave.)

Thought some of you might be interested in this. I'll be going today for an assignment.

Does some nice lady want to go to this with me?  We can dress up (I am looking for an excuse to wear a dress) if it's not too cold, and have a good ol' time, maybe dinner after/before?  

Caryn had her photographs used on the Finery 3 covers, and I love her work.

Skarry, Skarry Nite
Group exhibit @ KFMK Galleries in New York City
Work by Carrie Ann Baade, Ray DiCecco, Caryn Drexl, Jeff Faerber, Robert Morris and S.Jenx.

Opening Reception: Thursday, October 26th 7-11pm
*Masquerade attire (not required, but fun!)
Exhibition will continue through November 18th, 2006

515A West 29th street
New York, NY 10001
Tel. 917.698.3625

Date:	2006-10-21 00:26
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	restless

GLEN SEES ALL!!

I heart falafel guy big time. 

Dear Brain, Please start functioning so every other phrase I say this morning will not be: I honestly don't know.

Date:	2006-09-30 11:24
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	full

I love random cooking adventures.  Breakfast: French toast with sugar maple syrup glazed apples.  Delightful.

Dear Morning Cup of Tea,

Thanks for making waking up at this horrible hr delicious.

Date:	2006-08-29 07:58
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	tired

This is ridiculous.

where's my azzurri jersey. (molto bene)

We know we are very special.  Yet we keep trying to find out in what way: not this way, not that way, then what way?

"Special" from Samuel Johnson is Indignant by Lydia Davis

Date:	2006-06-02 00:45
Subject:	"Link and I had a stoney time at the mountain."
Security:	Public
Mood:	silly

Yes, it's just what you need to do: watch Encino Man.